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A screen full of static suddenly cuts to a blurry view of some black and white rubble. The communicator was apparently dropped in the middle of a very violent-sounding scuffle offscreen.]

( Adding a cut because LJ is stretching this for some reason? )

I'm sure a lot of you know about this, but listen up anyway. Something happened to Yakko recently, and he doesn't remember anything. Literally anything, he has amnesia. A lot of us are still trying to find a way to get his memories back, but it's gonna be tough. For now, just be aware of it and give the poor guy some time, alright? This can't be ( Read more... )

So, uh ( Read more... )

[Hello, Ink City. Here is Benson.
He looks REALLY, REALLY, REAAAALLY PISSED OFF.

It might have something to do with the fact that somebody drew a thought bubble on the back of his head with sharpie, with a message reading "Oil can! Oil can!" inside. It can be read from the front by looking through his glass head, so it looks like he's thinking it! ( Read more... )

[Anyone around the InkWell might notice a sudden change in the murky ink and paint it churns, the surface seems to bubble and shift of it's own accord. Suddenly a hand made entirely of it's dripping mixture shoots out from it's depths and grabs the edge of the fountain, pulling a dark figure up and out of the liquid. As it splats to the concrete, ( Read more... )

Ok.

So it looks like we're not leaving this place any time soon. I've got to make money somehow, so here's the deal: I'm willing to work if you're wiling to pay. Landscaping, fixing things, whatever... I can probably help, somehow.
Chances are it won't be super expensive, but how much you pay depends on how much I have to do.

[Private to Mordecai]
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[The video feed is showing a very pissed-off anthropomorphic gumball machine sitting at the InkWell, apparently having just got there.]

Rigby, Mordecai..
I swear, if this is your guys' fault.. Look, this better not be some sort of GAME, because it's NOT. FUNNY.

ugh, what is this nasty goop everywhere...

[ooc: Just a short and sweet intro post, since ( Read more... )